4 jammy dodgers, a bowl of chocolate weetabix and 16 celebrations did not shield my internal organs from the freezing temperatures today. Nor did my aggressive mood. Everything annoyed me today: fat people hogging pavements, skinny runners who look good in their Ron Hill tights, cars that don't indicate and plead visual imparity despite my day-glo jacket when they nearly run over my precious toes, various london borough councils for hazardous pavements, laces that don't stay done-up and SNOT! Where does it all come from??? Gotta try going non-dairy...
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